🖤doll bouquet🖤
If Tumblr came out with polls, I would use them so irresponsibly. I know why they haven't, because they know that me and like 95% of the people on here would be chaotic fuckers about it. There'd be polls like "whose dick would you rather suck?" and the options would be like Shrek, Sans, The Onceler, some anime dude no one has heard of, and Karkat Vantas and then in the comments people would be legitimately throwing hands about it as if there was a singular correct answer to that question. I don't know if anyone could survive the carnage.
whose dick would you rather suck?
Shrek
Sans
Some anime dude no one else has heard of
The Onceler
Karkat Vantas
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that one posts that’s like “two genderfluid people being all 3 panels in the I see no difference meme”
An actual scooby doo adult animated show where they’re in college and open a p.i. service to pay for tuition and actually like each other
january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn’t happening
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